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Thought you might enjoy this groaner, or should I say croaker. Have a wonderful day.
#joke #humour #humor


 
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Thought you might enjoy this groaner, or should I say croaker. Have a wonderful day.
#joke #humour #humor


 
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It's the weekend, spend some time with those you care about.
#technology #comic #joke


 
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It's the weekend, spend some time with those you care about.
#technology #comic #joke


 
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My mate was granted one wish, he asked for "A bird with long legs" he seems a bit upset at what he got #Scottish #joke


 
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

-A Facebook Acquaintance

#words #thinking #thoughts #wisdom #joke


 

Somebody explain to these sign making niggas how distance works... (x_X*)!!!


Taken on that walk along the peninsula last sunday...

#humor #humour #funny #joke #sign #mistake #walk #walking #countryside


 
"Ah, Sherlock, you're home. Sit down by the TV and tell me what you bought at the gardening centre." "A lemon tree, my dear, what's on?"

#humour #joke


 
"Holmes! Moriarty just pelted me with flour and eggs!"
"Quick, Watson! Back to Baker Street!"

#humour #joke


 
‪I was going to launch my self-drive car today, but it crashed with the error "Missing drivers!"‬

‪#humour #joke #dadjoke‬


 
‪[New boxing commentator job]‬
‪Here we are, just seconds away from round two…‬
‪No! Wait!...‬

#humour #joke


 
Started my new Yoga class yesterday. In the wrong place, I was. Took off the mask and little green costume, I did.

#humour #joke


 
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#mouche #fly #soupe #soup #joke #humour #humor

Serveur! J'ai un humain dans ma soupe....

Waiter! I have a human in my soup......


 
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THE BEST OF JAMES GUNN'S NOW-DELETED(!) TWEETS

WIKI: James Francis Gunn Jr. (born August 5, 1966) is an American filmmaker, actor, novelist, and musician. He started his career as a screenwriter in the mid-1990s, writing the scripts for Tromeo and Juliet (1996), The Specials (2000), Scooby-Doo (2002) and its sequel, Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004), and the 2004 version of Dawn of the Dead. He then started working as a director, starting with the horror-comedy film Slither (2006). He subsequently wrote and directed the web series James Gunn's PG Porn (2008–09), the superhero film Super (2010), and the Marvel Cinematic Universe film Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) and its sequel, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017).

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Je hais McDonald mais celui-ci me tente parfois 😀

I hate McDonald's but sometimes I'm tempted by this one😀

#stone #joke #fun #weed #marijuana #BetterThanMcShit


 
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Le printemps est arrivé?
Ne perdez pas patience n'importe où !!!


Is spring here?
Don't lose patience anywhere !!!


#humor #humour #fun #joke #ours #bear


 
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Je sais ce que tu vois!
I know what you see!

From somewhere on the web

#fun #humor #joke #humour


 
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The Flat Earth Society has Members all around the world...


Ja, nee - ist klar 😀)

#humor #joke #Scheibenwelt #Flatearth


 
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The Flat Earth Society has Members all around the world...


Ja, nee - ist klar 😀)

#humor #joke #Scheibenwelt #Flatearth


 

The Noble Profession of #Social #Justice in the Year of our Lord 2019 (Reenactment)



#meme #memes #edgy #humor #joke #funny #outrage #offended #triggered #accurate #sjw


 
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Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer. The woman with the excellent sence of humor!

"Wer war denn von euch vor Kurzem mal in Berlin? Da seht ihr doch die Latte-Macchiato-Fraktion, die die Toiletten für das dritte Geschlecht einführen", sagte Kramp-Karrenbauer bei ihrem satirischen Auftritt am Donnerstag im baden-württembergischen Stockach am Bodensee. "Das ist für die Männer, die noch nicht wissen, ob sie noch stehen dürfen beim Pinkeln oder noch sitzen müssen. Dafür, dazwischen, ist diese Toilette."

Frau Kramp-Karrenbauer said in her satirical performance in Stockach on Bodensee:

"Who was in Berlin recently? You see the Latte-Macchiato fraction introducing toilets for the third sex. This is for the men who do not know yet, whether they may still stand while peeing or have to sit. Therefor, in between, is this toilet."

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"I'm just trying to make a simple point. That life's toughest problems don't have simple answers. You shouldn't just be brave, you shouldn't just roar, you shouldn't just kill yourself."
- Bo Burnham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sri_rZF3nK4
#comedian #comedy #gold #funny #joke #song #music #video #message #life

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