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Unemployed Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plans To Give Baby Up For Adoption


LONDON—Stunning fans of the royal family across the world with their decision to break from age-old traditions of monarchical lineage, unemployed couple Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced Friday that they plan to give up their soon-to-be-born baby for adoption. “It was a hard choice to make, but with both of us… Read more...

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Biggest Revelations From The Mueller Report


A redacted version of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into potential collusion between the Trump presidential campaign and Russian agents to influence the 2016 election was released to the public on Thursday. Here are the biggest revelations from the Mueller report. Read more...

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Mueller Report Released


After weeks of redactions from William Barr, Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Russian interference in the 2016 election was released by the Justice Department on Thursday morning. What do you think? Read more...

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Nation Spooked After Running Into Creepy Old Night Watchman


WASHINGTON—Startled by the sudden appearance of the shadowy overcoat-clad figure, the U.S. populace was “completely spooked” after running into a creepy old night watchman late Thursday evening. “We thought if we avoided the lighthouse and cut through the woods out back of the old Palmer place we’d be okay, but he… Read more...

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Defiant Sarah Huckabee Sanders Claims She Doesn’t Know Where Voice Comes From When She Opens Mouth


WASHINGTON—Insisting she was not culpable for the inexplicable contents of her spoken communications, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders defiantly claimed Friday that she doesn’t know where the voice comes from when she opens her mouth. “Listen, I don’t control where these words come from, okay? When I… Read more...

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Latest feline technology


The new rack-compliant 19" cat.


Yes, of course she's got the mouse. She's a cat. It's what cats do.

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North Korea Tests Out New Knife In Smaller Escalation Of Threats To U.S.


PYONGYANG—In what appeared to be a more modest escalation of threats against the United States and its allies in the region, North Korea announced Thursday it had tested out a new knife, conducting a series of trial cuts with the weapon that state media described as “a great success.” “The Democratic People’s Republic… Read more...

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Report: You’re Far Too Dumb To Be Reading The Mueller Report Yourself


WASHINGTON—According to a conclusion reached by expert analysis Thursday, you are far too dumb to be reading Robert Mueller’s report on Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election yourself. “To put it bluntly, you are a moron, and as a moron, you lack the basic reading skills that would make looking at this… Read more...

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Beyoncé Releases Surprise Live Album


Days after the one-year anniversary of her Coachella set, Beyoncé has released Homecoming: The Live Album , an hour-and-a-half document of the critically acclaimed 2018 performance spanning tracks from her career. What do you think? Read more...

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Neutrogena Calls For Worldwide Cleansing In Effort To Attain Facial Purity


LOS ANGELES—In a fiery and, at times, frenzied speech before a crowd of his most devoted followers, Neutrogena CEO Richard Harper announced plans Thursday for a campaign of worldwide cleansing, saying his company would never relent in its goal of attaining facial purity across the globe. Read more...

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‘Boating World Magazine’ Giving Live Updates As Its Team Of Reporters Reads All Of Mueller Report


FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CA—Urging readers to “stay tuned” and follow along on its website for more, Boating World Magazine was providing live updates Thursday as its team of reporters read through the more than 400 pages of the Mueller report. “So far, we have not uncovered any breaking news within the report about… Read more...

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The Onion’s Legal Analysts Have Completed Their Official Count Of How Many Pages Are In The Mueller Report


After tirelessly poring over the Special Counsel’s recently released findings, The Onion can confidently report that our award-winning team of legal analysts have concluded their official count of how many pages are in the Mueller Report. The Onion has employed a rigorous, exhaustively thorough multi-stage process to… Read more...

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ni que decir sobre este letrero que evidencia lo obvio XD

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como que algo no me cuadra en esa oferta... XD
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Despues de leer esto, creo que no tengo tan mala ortografia...
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Barr Releases Catatonic Mueller After Removing All Sensitive Material From Special Counsel’s Brain


WASHINGTON—In an attempt to satisfy calls for transparency while also keeping delicate information under wraps, Attorney General William Barr announced Thursday that he had released a catatonic Robert Mueller after excising all sensitive material from the special counsel’s brain. “With the cuts we’ve made to his… Read more...

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‘Mayor Pete’ Buttigieg Joins 2020 Race


Pete Buttigieg, the mayor of South Bend, IN who has experienced a rapid rise in prominence in recent months, announced his official entry to the 2020 race this weekend, portraying himself as a force of generational change despite criticisms of his youth and inexperience. What do you think? Read more...

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Investigators Trace Cause Of Notre Dame Fire To Cathedral’s Outdated 12th-Century Electrical System


PARIS—Saying the devastation could perhaps have been avoided with some routine upgrades to modern 200-amp service, investigators announced Wednesday they have traced the cause of the Notre Dame fire to the cathedral’s archaic electrical system, which dates back to the 12th century. “In our examination of the wreckage,… Read more...

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I have a new proposal for dealing with the super rich, a Bill Gates inspired salary cap of $640,000 a year

Because even Gates said that '640K ought to be enough for anyone'

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Pete Buttigieg Stuns Campaign Crowd By Speaking To Manufacturing Robots In Fluent Binary


DES MOINES, IA—Revealing that he taught himself the language after developing an interest in computer science and artificial intelligence, Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg stunned a campaign crowd Wednesday by speaking to manufacturing robots in fluent binary. “01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000… Read more...

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Beyond Meat Researchers Announce Creation Of Fully Conscious, Plant-Based Veal Calf


EL SEGUNDO, CA—As part of the company’s ongoing effort to provide consumers with meat substitutes indistinguishable from the real thing, officials at Beyond Meat announced Wednesday they had created a fully conscious, completely plant-based veal calf. “We’re proud to offer our customers a veal replacement made from… Read more...

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Sony Reveals First PlayStation 5 Details


In a recent Wired article, Sony representatives revealed their next console will feature split-second loading times, backwards compatibility, and processing power enhanced by “ray tracing,” a technique that realistically models how light travels. What do you think? Read more...

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Steve Kerr Reminds Warriors To Seem Sad DeMarcus Cousins Injured


LOS ANGELES—Chastising players for not sticking to their frowns during press conferences, head coach Steve Kerr reminded the Warriors Wednesday to seem sad about center DeMarcus Cousins’ season-ending quad injury. “Remember, guys, nobody likes to be excluded. It might be nice to have a little more spacing on the… Read more...

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 8 Premieres


This Sunday, viewers flocked to the blockbuster season premiere of Game Of Thrones to see the fates of their favorite characters and who will finally take the Iron Throne. What do you think? Read more...

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Priest Cursed With Incredible Penis


NEW MILTON, WV—Asking whether possession of an exceptional sexual organ he was forbidden to use was perhaps a test from the Lord, local Roman Catholic priest Russell Calhoun reportedly lamented Tuesday the fact that God cursed him with an incredible penis. “Why, oh, why would the Lord demand chastity of a man upon… Read more...

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