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Today is the 34th day of Discord in the YOLD 3185, Omarmas.
Celebrating the Birth of Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst on this day in 3104 YOLD.

Сегодня 34-й день раздора 3185 йолда, Омарство.
Празднование дня рождения лорда Омара Хайяма Ровенхруста в этот день в 3104 году.

#erisian #holiday #omarmas


 
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Today is the second Sloth Day (27th of the Season) of the Yold. It is Cyclical Whollyday of Discord Season: Discosloth.
Discosloth is celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate it.


#animatedgif #composure #discosloth #erisian #holiday #mammal #rest #sloth #slothday #whollyday


 
Today is the first Sloth Day (27th of the Season) of the Yold. It is Cyclical Whollyday of Discord Season: Discosloth.
Discosloth is celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate it.

Сегодня первый ленодень (27-е число сезона) года. Это циклический полнодень сезона раздора: раздорлень.
Раздорлень празднуется ничего не... show more


 
23 Discord. Today is the Synaptyclypse Day, Discomas: Jake Day.
23 раздора. Сегодня Синаптикалипсис, Дискомас: День Джэйка.

Get a group of people to send letters, postcards, faxes, emails, etc. all to hopefully arrive at some business or government agency you want to Jake on this day (you’re allowed to do Jakes on other days as well, of course). The messages should address non-existent concerns, imaginary problems, or be just plain weird. Examples: assert that your family’s woolly mammoth should be allowed to run for king, or that you’re positive the president is actually a pineapple. Jakes should be fun, not threatening, and are all part of... show more


 
Today a Holiday. 19 Discord: St John the Blasphemist’s Day

Commit blasphemy against Goddess Discordia! Write your and demand they outlaw “funny religions;” send one hour’s salary to the most Aneristic organization you can think of; or eat a bun with a hot dog made out of the Sacred Chao. On second thought, recognizing a holy day wouldn’t be blasphemist. So instead of actually celebrating it, call in sick to work or school and claim a migraine or diarrhea or a swollen pineal gland. Then spend all day sleeping, going fishing or having sex.

Сегодня праздник. 19 Раздора: День святого Иоанна Богослова

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Today 18 Discord: Fool’s Day
Сегодня 18 Раздора: День Дурака
Fool friends for fun. Fool enemies for fun. Fool yourself for even more fun. If possible, switch positions/possessions/clothing with your boss, employee, teacher, student, parent, child, master, slave, etc. for the day. Let them see how hard it really is to be you. See how easy it is to be them.

Обмани друзей ради забавы. Обмани врагов ради удовольствия. Обмани себя ради еще
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Today 11 Discord: Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day

Do you love Jesus? Would you like to love your neighbor? Then this is the holiday for you! Tell your Fundamentalist Christian neighbors that the tradition-breaking, authority-challenging, logic- twisting, wise-cracking, trouble-making Jesus of Nazareth was really a proto-Discordian. Then ask them if they want to love you back. Be prepared to run.

Сегодня 11 Раздора: День "Дискордианцев за Исуса" или "Полюби своего соседа"

Вы любите Иисуса? Хотили... show more


 
By Manuel Nöbauer



2019-03-09T11:30:42-05:00

I’ve been on holiday in Austria, Styria. In the evening iI went out of our house and saw a beautiful sunset shining on this wood, I quickly pulled out my phone and made this great picture!

Location: Austria

Source: https://unsplash.com/photos/r2d3Aff2SWM
Full image: Link

Via Unsplash.com

#photography #CC0 #Unsplash #APIRandom #Ive #been #on #holiday #in #Austria #Styria #In #the #evening #iI #went #out #of #our #house #and #saw #a #beautiful #sunset #shining #on #this #wood #I #quickly #pulled #out #my #phone #and #made #this #great #picture #Austria


 
By Manuel Nöbauer



2019-03-09T11:30:42-05:00

I’ve been on holiday in Austria, Styria. In the evening iI went out of our house and saw a beautiful sunset shining on this wood, I quickly pulled out my phone and made this great picture!

Location: Austria

Source: https://unsplash.com/photos/r2d3Aff2SWM
Full image: Link

Via Unsplash.com

#photography #CC0 #Unsplash #APIRandom #Ive #been #on #holiday #in #Austria #Styria #In #the #evening #iI #went #out #of #our #house #and #saw #a #beautiful #sunset #shining #on #this #wood #I #quickly #pulled #out #my #phone #and #made #this #great #picture #Austria


 
Congratulations to all the solar worshipers on the vernal equinox. Astronomically, the holiday will take place in about 12 hours.
View the approximate time of the main solar holidays for your specific time zone you could here.
This spring day (when the length of the day is equal to the duration of the night) was the first day of the new year of many solar calendars:
Iranian calendar;
Kyrgyz calendar;
Bahá’í calendar;
and many others. Happy solar new year to you, according to these calendars!
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Congratulations on a major apostolic holiday. Holyday of Discord honoring Dr Van Van Mojo. Mojoday is generally on Discord 5. Called Lingananda by the POEE.
Поздравляю с крупным апостольским праздником. Праздником сезон... show more


 
Today is 4 Discord: Grover Cleveland’s Birthday, religious festival of the Hyperdiscordia erisian sect (recognized by the Orthodox Discordian Society, but not by the independent erisian apostles).

Сегодня 4 Раздора: День рождения Гровера Кливленда, религиозный праздник эридинаской секты Гипердискордия (признаётся Православны... show more


 
Today is the Mungeye, 73rd of the Chaos. Cyclical Whollyday Eye Day.
Сегодня Мунглаз, 73 день Хаоса. Сезонный целый День Глаза.
Eye Day is celebrated by playing Discordian Games, meditating on the Season just passed, getting ripped off your tits, and making Terrible Mistakes in nightclubs. Make sure you carry at least 5 inches of strong, weight-bearing cord, a packet of chewing gum, a spare pair of undergarments, 144 condoms, the phone number of the local branch of the Scientologists, a small sheet of bubble wrap, and a poem by Emily Dickinson with you at all times.

Beware the Dreaded Illuminati on Eye Days. Our ancient foes stole Eye Days fr
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Happy #Pi Day! #holiday #14March 3️⃣ 1️⃣ 4️⃣

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day

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Today is National Open An #Umbrella Indoors Day. Because we need to practice how to do it before Spring’s Showers arrive lol. #holiday #13March 🌂 🏡 ☂️


 
Today is 72 Chaos, Daytime Holliday
Сегодня 72 хаоса, праздник Дневного Времени
Back in the old days, the world was on many conflicting systems of keeping time. While three-quarters time might prevail in one area, elsewhere it was spare time or springtime or due time or ragtime.
So on Chaos 72, 3050 YOLD (March 13th of 1884) a bunch of pundits from all over the world met in Washington, DC, and decided everyone should employ Standard Time (used by Standard Oil of New Jersey), based on Greenwich Mean Time (the time I was using in the meantime in Greenwich Village).
Far from perfect, this solution allows it to be one time in London at the exact moment it is some other time entirely in New York or San Francisco or Moscow.
So, on 72nd Chaos, we Discordians protest this confusing state of affairs by telling anyone who asks, any time, that it is 5 o’clo
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