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Nach #Coke, #Pepsi und Vita #Cola: (N)Afri Cola


Wir haben Afri Cola natürlich bereits wegen einer Stellungnahme kontaktiert. Aber ob die AfD mit dem jetzt dritten (…?) Versuch Erfolg haben wird, wird wohl auch nichts vermute ich. Haben wir dann bald mal alle Cola-Marken durch? Was soll das werden? Will die AfD, dass ihre Anhänger bald alle Marken boykottieren müssen oder ist jede Publicity, bei der man sich als das Opfer hinstellen kann, Recht? Wir sind auf jeden Fall weiter an der absurden Komödie dran.

Mal sehen, wie lange es noch dauert, bis sie wirklich jede Marke für Süßgetränke und Limonaden boykottieren, am Ende zu Leitungswasser greifen, weswegen dann sogar Stadtwerke sich gegen die #AfD aussprechen. So kann man natürlich auch die eigene Art zum Schafott führen, und sogar noch mit recht viel Humor. :D

#NoAfD #NoNationalism #NoPatriotism #NoFascism #NoRacism #NoNZS #NoNazis #Peinlich #Funny #CocaCola #MalteKaufmann #NeinZurAfD #AfDWirkt
Jetzt Afri Cola: AfD verzweifelt auf der Suche nach Cola-Alternative

 
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I'm feelin like time for some christmas / santa jokes. # lols #humour #laughter #funny joke #1

 

Andy Serkis releases hilarious Brexit deal parody




Gollum star Andy Serkis releases hilarious Brexit deal parody of Theresa May

#funny #brexit #gollum #may #serkis

 

George #Formby was once banned from the #BBC


The Controller of Sound Broadcasting said: "No one is more alive than I to the need to buttress the forces of virtue against the unprincipled elements of the jungle."
[...]
Several American songs were forbidden, including Cole Porter's 1930 hit 'Love For Sale' because it was about prostitution and implied that such a practice was acceptable. The song was still considered contentious in 1964.

Such a victorian behaviour can be fun when you are still able to access the music. It doesn't need to necessarily be placed on the radio, at least nowadays. Back then, it must have been a pain in the arse.

#Music #Britain #England #GreatBritain #Puritanic #Funny #GeorgeFormby #prudery

 
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How to remove the towbar from a mazda 6, in graphic detail #lols #funny #humour # laughter

 

Who do we owe the money and why don't we just....

Comic Relief


2011 #funny


 
#funny #lol #meme #mormon #chloe

 
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So i'm sure i parked it just out back next to this little shrub, L⊙L. #cars #funny #lols #laughter #humour

 
Hey everyone, I’m #newhere. I’m interested in #funny, #gaming, #kittens, #lgbt, and #music, though it sounds stupid when you put it in hashtags :P

 
Make sure you buy Milk & Bread! #lol #funny #Southern #Life in #TheSouth #Alabama #Georgia #Texas #Weather #snow. Yes, I'm a transplant to the south, but my ancestors came from TN.

2018/12/02 next wintry mess snow ice southern plains southeast east coast

 

A little #humour on the redacted documents


On what Twitter users have made out of the images of redacted documents that almost only consisted of blank bars that veil the text beneath them. I for myself am very curious about what they say, but we possibly will never hear about it.

#US #USA #Humor #Funny #Mueller #RobertMueller #MuellerTime #ProtectMueller #MatthewWhitakerMustRecuse #SpecialInvestigation #RedactedDocuments

 
1990's memories.... #funny #lol #microwave

At a cabinet shop I worked at, the boss brought in what looked like a 1965 microwave oven- it was all steel and had a real LED countdown screen. It even had a door with a real latch that wouldn't unlock until the timer beeped- you know, to keep the radiation from killing you.

I brought a hot dog for lunch one day and stuck it in the microwave and pressed start. I was watching it countdown and when it got to "06...05...04", all the sudden it displayed "6:00....5:59....5:58", and then "24:23...24:22..." and finally "1:15:00...1:14:59....1:14:58". I was frantically trying to open the door (which was locked, remember), thinking that dog was going to explode or the microwave was going to light on fire, or probably both. I started yelling "help!" and the boss came running in- obviously, he couldn't open the door ei... mehr anzeigen

 
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BBC - investigating the future, since 1970


One can tell that the BBC was always one step ahead. They even knew about the Khashoggi murder long before it even took place, let alone that Gina Haspel would one day become the head of the CIA, to brief the Congress on his murder. Thus, when you're looking for the best investigative journalism, read the BBC - they are usually ahead of their time, at least for 48 years!

#Joke #Funny #Journalism #Internet

 

Man incarcerated for attempt to murder Trump with forklift


Leingang, according to U.S. Assistant State’s Attorney Brandi Sasse Russell, stole a forklift and entered Drumpf’s motorcade route after the president arrived in the city one afternoon.
“The intent was to basically try to get to the limo, flip the limo and get to the president and he wanted to kill the president,” she said of Leingang.

What the heck? Damn, this man must have suffered from sever mental illnesses if he thought that this was going to work out, haha. :'D

#US #USA #Trump #DonaldTrump #Forklift #Funny #News #YouCantMakeThisUp

 

#STALIN'S FITNESS PROGRAM


It hasn’t been revealed what the modern version of the program will consist of, but back in the U.S.S.R it required comrade citizens to enter competitions in sports like running, jumping, skiing, swimming, and, well, grenade throwing. Tests were set and those who passed were given gold and silver badges that were worn with pride on proletarian chests.

Come on, me comrade, let's get fit for labour and defense. :-)

#Politics #News #Outdated #Putin #VladimirPutin #Fitness #USSR #SovietUnion #Communism #Comrade #Funny #War #NoWar