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Today is the 34th day of Discord in the YOLD 3185, Omarmas.
Celebrating the Birth of Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst on this day in 3104 YOLD.

Сегодня 34-й день раздора 3185 йолда, Омарство.
Празднование дня рождения лорда Омара Хайяма Ровенхруста в этот день в 3104 году.

#erisian #holiday #omarmas


 
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Today is the second Sloth Day (27th of the Season) of the Yold. It is Cyclical Whollyday of Discord Season: Discosloth.
Discosloth is celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate it.


#animatedgif #composure #discosloth #erisian #holiday #mammal #rest #sloth #slothday #whollyday


 
Today is the first Sloth Day (27th of the Season) of the Yold. It is Cyclical Whollyday of Discord Season: Discosloth.
Discosloth is celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate it.

Сегодня первый ленодень (27-е число сезона) года. Это циклический полнодень сезона раздора: раздорлень.
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23 Discord. Today is the Synaptyclypse Day, Discomas: Jake Day.
23 раздора. Сегодня Синаптикалипсис, Дискомас: День Джэйка.

Get a group of people to send letters, postcards, faxes, emails, etc. all to hopefully arrive at some business or government agency you want to Jake on this day (you’re allowed to do Jakes on other days as well, of course). The messages should address non-existent concerns, imaginary problems, or be just plain weird. Examples: assert that your family’s woolly mammoth should be allowed to run for king, or that you’re positive the president is actually a pineapple. Jakes should be fun, not threatening, and are all part of... show more


 
Today a Holiday. 19 Discord: St John the Blasphemist’s Day

Commit blasphemy against Goddess Discordia! Write your and demand they outlaw “funny religions;” send one hour’s salary to the most Aneristic organization you can think of; or eat a bun with a hot dog made out of the Sacred Chao. On second thought, recognizing a holy day wouldn’t be blasphemist. So instead of actually celebrating it, call in sick to work or school and claim a migraine or diarrhea or a swollen pineal gland. Then spend all day sleeping, going fishing or having sex.

Сегодня праздник. 19 Раздора: День святого Иоанна Богослова

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Today 18 Discord: Fool’s Day
Сегодня 18 Раздора: День Дурака
Fool friends for fun. Fool enemies for fun. Fool yourself for even more fun. If possible, switch positions/possessions/clothing with your boss, employee, teacher, student, parent, child, master, slave, etc. for the day. Let them see how hard it really is to be you. See how easy it is to be them.

Обмани друзей ради забавы. Обмани врагов ради удовольствия. Обмани себя ради еще
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Bild/FotoHistoria Discordia wrote the following post Sun, 31 Mar 2019 03:56:15 +0300

We noticed Tom Jackson at RAWIllumination.net discovered this wonderful chaos-haired Eris via twitter. Good eye, Tom! Send us your Eris of the Month Club submissions (more info here) by using the form at the bottom of The MGT. page.
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Today 11 Discord: Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day

Do you love Jesus? Would you like to love your neighbor? Then this is the holiday for you! Tell your Fundamentalist Christian neighbors that the tradition-breaking, authority-challenging, logic- twisting, wise-cracking, trouble-making Jesus of Nazareth was really a proto-Discordian. Then ask them if they want to love you back. Be prepared to run.

Сегодня 11 Раздора: День "Дискордианцев за Исуса" или "Полюби своего соседа"

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Bild/Fotoivan zlax wrote the following post Sun, 15 Feb 2015 11:19:00 +0300

flat earth society
I watched the livejournal post “Another Korea of Eun” about North Korea, where there was a range of technological advances North Koreans, not as usual, about their problems.
Noticed one of the photos:
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mojoday


Congratulations on a major apostolic holiday. Holyday of Discord honoring Dr Van Van Mojo. Mojoday is generally on Discord 5. Called Lingananda by the POEE.
Поздравляю с крупным апостольским праздником. Праздником сезон... show more


 
Today is 4 Discord: Grover Cleveland’s Birthday, religious festival of the Hyperdiscordia erisian sect (recognized by the Orthodox Discordian Society, but not by the independent erisian apostles).

Сегодня 4 Раздора: День рождения Гровера Кливленда, религиозный праздник эридинаской секты Гипердискордия (признаётся Православны... show more


 
Today is the Mungeye, 73rd of the Chaos. Cyclical Whollyday Eye Day.
Сегодня Мунглаз, 73 день Хаоса. Сезонный целый День Глаза.
Eye Day is celebrated by playing Discordian Games, meditating on the Season just passed, getting ripped off your tits, and making Terrible Mistakes in nightclubs. Make sure you carry at least 5 inches of strong, weight-bearing cord, a packet of chewing gum, a spare pair of undergarments, 144 condoms, the phone number of the local branch of the Scientologists, a small sheet of bubble wrap, and a poem by Emily Dickinson with you at all times.

Beware the Dreaded Illuminati on Eye Days. Our ancient foes stole Eye Days fr
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Today is 72 Chaos, Daytime Holliday
Сегодня 72 хаоса, праздник Дневного Времени
Back in the old days, the world was on many conflicting systems of keeping time. While three-quarters time might prevail in one area, elsewhere it was spare time or springtime or due time or ragtime.
So on Chaos 72, 3050 YOLD (March 13th of 1884) a bunch of pundits from all over the world met in Washington, DC, and decided everyone should employ Standard Time (used by Standard Oil of New Jersey), based on Greenwich Mean Time (the time I was using in the meantime in Greenwich Village).
Far from perfect, this solution allows it to be one time in London at the exact moment it is some other time entirely in New York or San Francisco or Moscow.
So, on 72nd Chaos, we Discordians protest this confusing state of affairs by telling anyone who asks, any time, that it is 5 o’clo
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In organized religions, important holidays occur only once a year. If you did not have time to hold religious celebrations on a proper calendar day, then you will have to wait a whole year to compensate for this gap.
In Erisian religy, any calendar holiday can be celebrated several times a year, it’s enough to add 5 (small holiday echoes) or 50 (large holiday echoes) days to the date of the original holiday and you can celebrate it again this year as the first time.
For example, 21 Chaos is a Hugging Day. So today 71 Chaos (21 + 50) is the Big Echo of the Hugging Day. You can celebrate again!
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Today is 69th day of Chaos: Head Chicken/Chicken Head Whollyday
Сегодня 69 день Хаоса: День КуринойГоловы или ГоловыКуры.
Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day can only be celebrated with a partner (a flock of partners could work). Tarring and feathering each other before you begin is optional. You and your partner must be plucked (i.e. au naturel), declare each other chickens, then simultaneously peck each other. Continue simultaneous pecking to determine who has the best Chicken Head and/or who’s the best Head Chicken. See who comes in first, and who comes in second. Then declare yourselves both winners. (If you want to know where you peck each other, check the Discordian date for a clue. Another hint: this is also know
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Bild/FotoHistoria Discordia wrote the following post Mon, 04 Mar 2019 04:38:38 +0300

Oof! A bit late on this year’s February Eris of the Month, but you know, chaos and all. This gem was found via reddit created by vic8760. Send us your Eris of the Month Club submissions (more info here) by … Continue reading →

http://historiadiscordia.com/february-eris-of-the-month-2019-neural-style-eris-by-victor-espinoza/


February Eris of the Month 2019: Neural-Style Eris by Victor Espinoza

Oof! A bit late on this year’s February Eris of the Month, but you know, chaos and all.

This gem was found via reddit created by vic8760.

Send us your Eris of the Month Club submissions (more info here) by using the form at the bottom of The MGT. page.
#art #discordianism #erisian #erisofthemonth #monkeybusiness


 
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Bild/FotoHistoria Discordia wrote the following post Mon, 11 Feb 2019 09:34:52 +0300

PDF of the New, Improved Version of Goetia Discordia

A couple years ago or so, our dear friend and fellow Discordian, Roldo, gave us the OK to post a PDF of Goetia Discordia: Kerry Thornley’s Illustrated Book of the Demons of the Region of Thud, a Thornley-Roldo collaboration from … [Continue reading →](http://historiadiscordia.c... show more


 

Chaoflux, 50th day of Chaos


Congratulations, today is holyday of the season of Chaos, Chaoflux. Celebrated on the 50th day of that season.
Very little is known about this holyday. What we do is, we pretty much made up as we went along.

Поздравляю, сегодня праздник сезона Хаоса, Хаотечь. Отмечается в 50-й день этого сезона.
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Congratulations, today is the 49th day of Chaos, whollyday, The Mary Day:
Honor The Mary, who is Patron Saint, Illuminated, of Bearers of Erisian Tattoos, and also Keeper of the Holy Chao Belly (rub it for good luck–with permission, of course). This is a good day to do something for a Mary, do something Merry, or even to Marry someone. (If you are merry about marrying a Mary, you earn extra points).
Поздравляю, сегодня 49-й день Хаоса, весь День Марии:
Почитание Мэри, Святой Покровител
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Today is 37 Chaos: Aaron Burr’s Birthday. Congratulations!
Сегодня 37 Хаоса: день рождения Аарона Берра. Поздравляю!
Positively the most ancient Discordian Holyday, Aaron Burr’s Birthday was first celebrated in 3123, before there even was a Discordian Society, by Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, who may have used it as an excuse to ditch school. Of course it was presumably observed long before that by Burr himself, who was born on February 6th of 2922. Described in Volume Five (5) of The Encyclopedia Americana as “A precocious youth who would rebel against authority throughout his life
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Today is the first Sloth Day (27th of the Season) of the Yold. It is Cyclical Whollyday of Chaos Season: Chaosloth.
Chaosloth is celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate it.

Сегодня первый ленодень (27-е число сезона) года. Это циклический полнодень сезона хаоса: хаолень.
Хаолень празднуется ничего не делаением для того, чтобы... show more


 
Today is 26 Chaos: yaD sdrawkcaB, Traditional, also being abinary day.
Сегодня 26 Хаоса, НедОнтарбо Традиционный, также являющийся абинарным днём.
Bild/Fotoivan zlax wrote the following post Thu, 10 Jan 2019 16:55:42 +0300

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Today is the first Synaptyclypse Day (23th of the Season) of the Yold. It is Cyclical Whollyday of Chaos Season.
Rev. Dr. Jon tell us that there are additional seasonal days not included in the Principia Discordia. They round out the number of holydays in the Pentagon of the Year to 23.
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I have no idea what these holydays are for, so they will probably end with drunken antics and hallucinogenic fugues.
Сегодня первый Синаптикалипсис (23-е число сезона) года. Это ежегодный циклический прадздник... show more